Guys, it’s Shakespeare’s birthday and I’m so excited because there’s a Shakespeare club meeting today and I can actually go. I haven’t been able to go in FOREVER so I’m so excited. We’ll be throwing fake blood at each other. Yay blood day.
#no one realizes the significance of this #the point of this movie is not that you will find another love #it’s that douches like tom will keep falling into the cycle of chasing a manic pixie dream girl #and probably think that she’s the one #but guess what? just because you listen to the same music or because she has a cute name #doesn’t mean that you’re meant for each other #500 days of summer the most misunderstood hipster hit the world has ever seen
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
"You just have to prove you’re not a pussy anymore, step into my candy store!"
Friendship is not background noise to your love life!!!! Friends are not secondary characters in your romance plot!!!!
Fall in love with your friends! Treat them well! Treasure your friendships!
Happy Birthday William Shakespeare!
Playwright William Shakespeare was born 450 years ago today, on April 23, 1564. Explore the many Broadway productions of his plays in the Playbill Vault.
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World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
there might be that many people on the planet, but at least one of those people cares for you and thinks you’re important bc you are
I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other
YES GOOD PLS
She’s not prettier than you
She’s not thinner than you
She’s not funnier than you
She’s not smarter than you
Even if she was,
Don’t waste your time
On a boy who thinks
You’re not perfect
You are perfect
And one day someone
Will tell you that each night
Before you fall asleep
Until then live
Live for yourself
Live for your friends
Live for your family
The right person will come along
And he won’t see any flaws
When he looks into your eyes
Just the girl of his dreams.
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Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.
|—||John Mayer (via hefuckin)|