Guys, it’s Shakespeare’s birthday and I’m so excited because there’s a Shakespeare club meeting today and I can actually go. I haven’t been able to go in FOREVER so I’m so excited. We’ll be throwing fake blood at each other. Yay blood day.

cleopatra: *puts snake to breast* its a metaphor
cleopatra: see, you put the killing thing to your breast, but dont give it the power to--oh shit wait no
lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

jaketheescapologist:

"You just have to prove you’re not a pussy anymore, step into my candy store!"

jaketheescapologist:

"You just have to prove you’re not a pussy anymore, step into my candy store!"

hopunk:

Friendship is not background noise to your love life!!!! Friends are not secondary characters in your romance plot!!!!

Fall in love with your friends! Treat them well! Treasure your friendships!

playbill:

Happy Birthday William Shakespeare!
Playwright William Shakespeare was born 450 years ago today, on April 23, 1564. Explore the many Broadway productions of his plays in the Playbill Vault.

playbill:

Happy Birthday William Shakespeare!

Playwright William Shakespeare was born 450 years ago today, on April 23, 1564. Explore the many Broadway productions of his plays in the Playbill Vault.

If life were more like theater maybe life wouldn’t suck
Neil Patrick Harris (Tony Awards)  (via earflaphat)

murrayalongnow:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

there might be that many people on the planet, but at least one of those people cares for you and thinks you’re important bc you are

The only way to get through finals

The only way to get through finals

cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

She’s not prettier than you
She’s not thinner than you
She’s not funnier than you
She’s not smarter than you

Even if she was,
Don’t waste your time
On a boy who thinks
You’re not perfect

You are perfect
And one day someone
Will tell you that each night
Before you fall asleep

Until then live
Live for yourself
Live for your friends
Live for your family

The right person will come along
And he won’t see any flaws
When he looks into your eyes
Just the girl of his dreams.

Reality - wineandtobacco (via wineandtobacco)

Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

John Mayer (via hefuckin)